Saturday, May 4, 2013

Helloween - "Master of the Rings" (1994)

Wit the dismissal of Kiske and Ingo, Helloween took on vocalist Andi Deris from Pink Cream 69 (who never did make it big). Despite my disappointment at the farewelling of my beloved Kiske, I eagerly anticipated this album, wondering if Deris could possibly measure up.


Here's my 1995 review of this album, as taken from my diary (please note: I was 17 at the time):
"In the beginning, out of nowhere we had a dream, and now it's Helloween".Yes, that's right, Germany's finest melodic speed band are back with another album fill of catchy choruses and melodic rifts. The album opens with, suprisingly, a classical instrumental (appropriately titled "Irritation") and follows it up with some excellant songs.  The subtle humour of Helloween comes across in the ironic lyrics of "Perfect Gentleman" and the most brilliant "Game is on". "Mr Ego (take me down)" the first single from the album is also slightly humourous in the way that it appears to be about their previous vocalist, Michael Kiske (who attempted to take over the band), although nowhere does it actually say so. Apart from the glam orientated "Take Me Home" this album is great and marks a return to Helloween's older musical style, from the "Keeper days. Forget about "Pink Bubbles" and "Chameleous" this is the true Helloween.
Okay, so obviously I liked it! Anyhow, let's ignore the rest of the diary (argh, teenage angst, if I'd known then what I know now... well, I think that speculation is true of all of us) and see if my opinion, like my attitudes to life, have changed over the intervening 19 years.

Gawds, it's been nearly 20 years since this album was released. Crikey.

(Also, for the record, Kiske did not try to "take over the band" he was merely trying to dictate the direction their music should take. He and Weikath did not agree, therefore he left.)

The cover is also clearly a jump back to those golden years of the late 80s, with seven rather yellow rings disappearing off into the greater realms of space, and 8 floating yellow-gold symbols. The title and band name are embossed in silver (shiny!). Inside the booklet is neatly laid out with borders and little cartoon pumpkins illustrasting the lyrics. The band photo under the cd tray is disturbingly distorted.. There's also a little passage in some scrawled font connecting this album to the Keeper albums. The rings are like the antithesis of the keys - representing spirit, truth, destiny, love, creation, fulfillment and sanctuary.

The first track is, indeed, a pleasing little classical number rather innapropriately named "Irritation". It is tinkly and stirring, with some nicely dramatic flourishes and building to an explosive conclusion.

Then we rage into "Sole Survivor" in which we have all the time honoured speed and power of Helloween's Keeper albums, only with a (slightly) modernized feel. The vocals are strong, with a slightly sinister edge. Deris' voice is rawer than Kiske's smooth, golden tones and his slightly aggressive edge actually enhances the song; making him sound determined and triumphant, if somewhat jaded by his experiences.

"Where the Rain Grows" is another enthusiastic, fast paced and fun number. The video is quite odd, but they do rather look like they're having fun (even if Deris' hair is awfully straw-like). It starts with a dramatic drumroll and has a bitchin' bassline. An explosive and dramatic number with good rhythms and strong vocals.

"Why?" is a song with a hint of desparation and a religious flavour. "Why, Lord why?" asks the narrator, a desperate plee to bring change in the world. Solid rhythms, not particularly complex, but Deris' voice gets the angst and pleading across very neatly.

"Mr Ego (take me down)" is "dedicated" to former vocalist, Michael Kiske (so wikipedia says, so it must be true). Interestingly, it's written by Grapow, not Weikath as one might expect. It starts with a dramatic build and then surges into a more progressive sound. Drums are a trebly staccato; vocals rising and falling in swoops for the chorus. It's not a bad song, if a bit bitchy. Best insult:
"And I think you are not funny, your brain is just a bloated dummy!"

The very entertaining "Perfect Gentleman" is matched with an equally amusing video. Apparently Deris's wife is in the video. Speculation is she's the one that slaps him. Also watch for the eye-poke at the end. Deris is a bit of a showman, and seems like a fun fellow. The opening chords are nicely dramatic and instantly recognisable. The structure is quirky, with some charming guitar flurries and an amusing little passage towards the end.

Exploring the dangers of video game addiction "The Game is On" is another fun piece, with a faster, rocking pace and some quirky computer noises. Remember this came out in the mid 90s - when handheld games were the Bomb (and the electronic noises very much reflect the error). Nowadays it would be about smartphone games, probably. It has a great pace, and is a gimmicky and highly entertaining piece.  I can think of a few people I could dedicate this song to.

And now for another song about relationships. "Secret Alibi" is not necessarily a love song and contains some of the strangest sexual innuendo I have ever heard:
"Ding by ding can you dig my dong. It may come short but it might come long..."
Weiki, your lyrics are weird. It's a decent piece, powerful with great choruses and Deris' voice again, does the pleading heart well. His voice is smooth and soaring, the opening nicely epic.

Almost 20 years may have passed, but "Take Me Home" is still my least favorite piece. It has an old-school  hard rock vibe going for it, and a really fast pace. Simple structures, the guitars just seem to be running up and down the scale until they actually go into a bit of a flurry between verses. Drums repetitive. Kind of remains me of a train (and by default, their version of "Locomotion Breath").

Time for a ballad! Acoustic guitar leads us "In the Middle of a Heartbeat". Deris does nicely slowed, somewhat sorrow filled vocals with a hint of longing.

The clockwork is winding down, the music box tinkling, door bell ringing, dog snarling. Lots of drama but "Still We Go". This track starts with the passage I quoted in my 1995 review above, in spooky, eerie vocals. This song is written by Grapow, but it's actually pretty good. Pretty heavy. Determined. Dedicated.
"Now we can see a horizon, we're gonna be here to stay. If you cannot see our sign, you must be blind!"
The album ends, but Helloween continue - and thank goodness for that!

This is actually a splendid album - Helloween are still at their quirky best, showing skill and putting forth an album which contains more enthusiasm and passion than the preceeding two. The songs are varied and entertaining, with a healthy dose of irony and humour. Deris' voice is decent and quite versatile, for all that he does not qualify as "silver tongued". Re-listening to this album has been a glorious trip down memory lane for me, and it seems I still remember the lyrics to most of the songs, even though I haven't actively listened to the album in some years!

Rating = 10/10 (or five pumpkins out of five^^).

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